"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state
That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
when you have to pretend that you like your haircut
What do you call a sick eagle?
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony
Poor management in the workplace costs the economy an estimated $360 billion each year in lost productivity.
Breaking News: Teenage girl does not always wear make up, let’s hair blow in wind. Sources are reporting instagram photos look different than paprazzi pictures taken without consent.
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder