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mellarkish:

"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

jackballs:

when you have to pretend that you like your haircut

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sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

charizard:

i—still—do:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

did-you-kno:

Poor management in the workplace costs the economy an estimated $360 billion each year in lost productivity.
Source

did-you-kno:

Poor management in the workplace costs the economy an estimated $360 billion each year in lost productivity.

Source

penfucker:

Breaking News: Teenage girl does not always wear make up, let’s hair blow in wind. Sources are reporting instagram photos look different than paprazzi pictures taken without consent.

penfucker:

Breaking News: Teenage girl does not always wear make up, let’s hair blow in wind. Sources are reporting instagram photos look different than paprazzi pictures taken without consent.

sheldony:

These people can’t be real

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

neopetsdiva:

neopetsdiva:

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justlearningasigo:

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justlearningasigo:

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